Tuesday, 26 December 2006

NOT MY BROTHER!

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is nolonger pregnant.Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. Thebabies are fine.Your brother came in and named them."The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot!"Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?""Denise," the doctor says.The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name!Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks thedoctor, "What's the boy's name?"The doctor replies, DeNephew.

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