HeY HaI........

>> HaPPy NeW YeAr............... Friends......
>> HaVe a WoNDeRFuL CeLeBRaTioN WiTh FaMiLy aND FrIENDs.......

*Attention..

hi,
I already send an invitation to you all for creating yourself a blogger... Please refer to the E-mail that i already sent to your e-mail account ...

You will notice some differences on the mysesite.blogspot.com page after you created yourself the blog, on the "contributor" part, you will notice that your name will be there.. Besides that, we can know who is the one that posting the blog.If dont understand, please refer to me ...

And our next task should be updating your own profile and also posting up your own photos in the new blog that you created for yourself....Deadline for posting and updating stuffs will be this week, coz our presentation is next week...Thanks... Your co-operations is highly appreciated.... See you all ....

We are a good group.....

HaPpY nEw YeAr To All

i would like to dedicate my new year wish to all in this world!!!!!!!!!!

butterflies

why men admire n respect gals

PIZZA

Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if she should cut it insix or twelve pieces.
Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.

NOT MY BROTHER!

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is nolonger pregnant.Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. Thebabies are fine.Your brother came in and named them."The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot!"Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?""Denise," the doctor says.The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name!Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks thedoctor, "What's the boy's name?"The doctor replies, DeNephew.

have fun!!!!

Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said tothe other one. "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid. If youdon't believe me I'll show you.

He called his driver Ah Beng over and said, "Ah Beng, here is a $10note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes".
To which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and rushed offto the Showroom.
The rich man then turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you hewas stupid."The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid."And he called his driver, Ali."Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." To which Ali said,"Yes Sir! Right away,Sir!" and ran home."See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know thatI cannot be at home if I am here."Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh,you know my boss is sooooooo stupid. He gave me $10 and asked me to goto the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes.....Doesn't he know thattoday is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"Ali replied, "You think your boss is stupid? My boss lagi worse, heasked me to go home to check if he is at home... He got handphonewhat, he can just call up to check lah, bodoh!!!"

bus service... unbelievable!!!!!!!!

if talk about bus service oh my god... please help the uniten student. i dun know who gave the driving licence to some of the driver. even the turtle can walk more fast... we even got ponteng class because late for the class for more than one and half hour. sometimes we thought of wan to buy a car rather than waiting for the bus but we are not tat lucky enough to own a car.... so sad... please help all the uniten student by taking some action about this matter. if not please dun scold those student who travel by bus and came late for the class. thanks for all ur co-operation...........

uniten tried too understand us!

uniten nowadays increasing the course fee. ptptn only provide us 8250 per sem and then we need to spend for course fee around 6660 plus with apartment fees around 1057 and again every sem must pay the uniten loan tat we took during foundation time around 700. we actually got no extra money at all to use for daily expenses. please think..

hello everyone

why is it ptptn take such a long time to give money. why can't they try to understand tat we need money to buy books, and for our own expenses. not all uniten student are from well of family as far as i know.... so bad

A Mathematician's Love Letter

De-Morgan's Law,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my liferevolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset,when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like an unsolved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving
Pythagoras

essay writing

Ted is 7-yr old n he's very bad in essay writing.one day the teacher asked the class to write a 500-word essay base on any title they like. Ted thought real hard n finally he started his essay:Titled: Composition - my lost catOne day i lost my kitty, i went out to the street n started calling:
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty..."

but she never comes back, that's how i lost my cat.(510 words)

strange photos

juz have a look people!!!!!!!

MARRY CHRISTMAS

HI FRENZ FOR THOSE WHO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS, I WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU ALL "MARRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR"

hi frenz

juz drop by to say hi to all my group member and my frenz. thanks for teaching me how to use this blog. rely happy i've learn something new. take care byee. but before tat let me tell u all one joke k. here it goes

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."Her friend asked, "You mean to tell me you actually put that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it.

HAI HAI HAI...

testing testing testing....

HaI FRIeNDs!!

hello.. i just drop in to say hi.. i've also figure it out how to use this blog.. anyway its really cool..

* PReMaLa NaIR *

gotcha

well haii my dear frens and grp mates..

...i've tried and really played well with this blog (i guess so)...

Actually im writing this after so long clicking here and there...AnD at last it came my way ...hehe. its a good intro for me in using this blog stuff..or writting it.

By the way i'm also grabbing this oppurtunity to thank our beloved lecturer Mrs. Badariah, for giving me this wonderful oppurtunity in writting or creating a blog..I've also manage to create my own blog..hehehe.. Thanks to God too..he is the man behind me..

- by letchiapria....