Wednesday, 31 January 2007
hello
hi everyone. wat you all think about the format of the final exam that puan badariah discuss that day in our lecture class... give some comment of yours... i like 30%multiple choice and the rest is short answers which is about 70%
Hai..
Hai, everyone what you have learn in SE class on Tuesday? we have learn new things right about the SRS. Anyway the last class was more fun. We was doing about the diagram remember? It was a new thing for us to right. Anyway, i would like to post something about the class later ok. This Thursday, we would not be having SE class because of holiday. What would you guys will be doing?
I need help.. How to study SE?????? Can help? got any tips????
I need help.. How to study SE?????? Can help? got any tips????
Tuesday, 23 January 2007
what we studied today!!!
Characteristics of a good SRS
- Correct - An SRS is correct if, and only if, every requirement stated therein is one that the software shall meet.
- Unambiguous - An SRS is unambiguous if, and only if, every requirement stated therein has only one interpretation. As a
minimum, this requires that each characteristic of the Þnal product be described using a single unique term. - Complete -
a) All signiÞcant requirements, whether relating to functionality, performance, design constraints, attributes, or external interfaces. In particular any external requirements imposed by a system specification should be acknowledged and treated.
b) Defnition of the responses of the software to all realizable classes of input data in all realizable
classes of situations. Note that it is important to specify the responses to both valid and invalid input
values.
c) Full labels and references to all fgures, tables, and diagrams in the SRS and defnition of all terms
and units of measure - Consistent - Consistency refers to internal consistency. If an SRS does not agree with some higher-level document, such as a system requirements specification, then it is not correct
- Ranked for importance and/or stability - An SRS is ranked for importance and/or stability if each requirement in it has an identiÞer to indicate either
the importance or stability of that particular requirement. - Verifiable - An SRS is verifiable if, and only if, every requirement stated therein is verifiable. A requirement is verifiable if, and only if, there exists some finite cost-effective process with which a person or machine can check that the software product meets the requirement. In general any ambiguous requirement is not verifiable.
- Modifiable - An SRS is modiÞable if, and only if, its structure and style are such that any changes to the requirements can
be made easily, completely, and consistently while retaining the structure and style. ModiÞability generally
requires an SRS to
a) Have a coherent and easy-to-use organization with a table of contents, an index, and explicit crossreferencing;
b) Not be redundant (i.e., the same requirement should not appear in more than one place in the SRS);
c) Express each requirement separately, rather than intermixed with other requirements. - Traceable - An SRS is traceable if the origin of each of its requirements is clear and if it facilitates the referencing of
each requirement in future development or enhancement documentation. The following two types of traceability are recommended:
a) Backward traceability (i.e., to previous stages of development).
This depends upon each requirement
explicitly referencing its source in earlier documents.
b) Forward traceability (i.e., to all documents spawned by the SRS).
This depends upon each requirement
in the SRS having a unique name or reference number.
The forward traceability of the SRS is especially important when the software
Wednesday, 17 January 2007
Waterfall Model
The model consist of six distinct stages, namely:
1.In the requirements analysis phase
(a)The problem is specified along with the desired service objectives (goals)
(b)The constraints are identified
2.In the specification phase the system specification is produced from the detailed definitions of (a) and (b) above. This document should clearly define the product function.
Note that in some text, the requirements analysis and specifications phases are combined and represented as a single phase.
3.In the system and software design phase, the system specifications are translated into a software representation. The software engineer at this stage is concerned with:
·Data structure
·Software architecture
·Algorithmic detail and
·Interface representations
The hardware requirements are also determined at this stage along with a picture of the overall system architecture. By the end of this stage the software engineer should be able to identify the relationship between the hardware, software and the associated interfaces. Any faults in the specification should ideally not be passed ‘down stream’
4.In the implementation and testing phase stage the designs are translated into the software domain
·Detailed documentation from the design phase can significantly reduce the coding effort.
·Testing at this stage focuses on making sure that any errors are identified and that the software meets its required specification.
5.In the integration and system testing phase all the program units are integrated and tested to ensure that the complete system meets the software requirements. After this stage the software is delivered to the customer [Deliverable – The software product is delivered to the client for acceptance testing.]
6.The maintenance phase the usually the longest stage of the software. In this phase the software is updated to:
·Meet the changing customer needs
·Adapted to accommodate changes in the external environment
·Correct errors and oversights previously undetected in the testing phases
·Enhancing the efficiency of the software
Observe that feed back loops allow for corrections to be incorporated into the model. For example a problem/update in the design phase requires a ‘revisit’ to the specifications phase. When changes are made at any phase, the relevant documentation should be updated to reflect that change.
Advantages
·Testing is inherent to every phase of the waterfall model
.It is an enforced disciplined approach
·It is documentation driven, that is, documentation is produced at every stage
Disadvantages
The waterfall model is the oldest and the most widely used paradigm.
However, many projects rarely follow its sequential flow. This is due to the inherent problems associated with its rigid format. Namely:
·It only incorporates iteration indirectly, thus changes may cause considerable confusion as the project progresses.
·As The client usually only has a vague idea of exactly what is required from the software product, this WM has difficulty accommodating the natural uncertainty that exists at the beginning of the project.
·The customer only sees a working version of the product after it has been coded. This may result in disaster if any undetected problems are precipitated to this stage.
Hai Everyone!!
As a reminder to all of you out there, we have a presentation about our blog tomorrow in the class. Its at 8am to 10am. Take note of it. Thank you.
Tuesday, 16 January 2007
Thursday, 11 January 2007
Husband vs Wife
RELATIVES
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
JOKE: All I Need Is A Miracle
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So, what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other".
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
The woman thought for a minute. She said, "Well, I've been trying to find the right husband. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, has a great sense of humor and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful. That's what I wish for. A good mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that map again."
The Genie said, "Nope. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So, what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other".
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
The woman thought for a minute. She said, "Well, I've been trying to find the right husband. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, has a great sense of humor and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful. That's what I wish for. A good mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that map again."
Ever Wondered?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
JOKE FOR TODAY PEOPLE
HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY IT!!!!
BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker,my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Resultdeclared, past year's performance repeated".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker,my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Resultdeclared, past year's performance repeated".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
KeeP oN SmilINg eVeRYDaY..
A smile is the light in yourwindowthat tells others that there is acaring, sharing person inside.
Life is short but a smile takes barelya second.
Every tear has a smile behind it.
A smile is a curve that setseverything straight.
A good neighbour is a fellow who smilesat you over the back fence, butdoesn't climb over it.
If you see a friend without a smile;give him one of yours.
A smile starts on the lips, A grinspreads to the eyes, A chuckle comesfrom the belly; But a good laughbursts forth from the soul, Overflows,and bubbles all around
Because of your smile, you make lifemore beautiful.
Too often we underestimate the powerof a smile, which have the potentialto turn a life around.
Smiles are the language of love.
The real man smiles in trouble,gathers strength from distress, andgrows brave by reflection.
A smile is an inexpensive way tochange your looks
All people smile in the samelanguage..
Children smile on the average 400times /day; Adults: 15 times/day. Everwonder why?
A warm smile is the universal languageof kindness.
If I thought that a smile of mine,might linger the whole day through andlighten some heart with a heavierpart, I'd not withhold it -- Wouldyou? ??
Smile becoz God gave Human thisbeautiful gift - A Smile....Isometimes wonder do animals have thisbeautiful gift of smiling???
Smile, not becoz it costs you or not,but because you can make someone smileand make their day
So Smileeeeeee please :-)) ......Hmmm... Good, looks very good, infactsuits you the best :-)
Have a Great Day!!!
Life is short but a smile takes barelya second.
Every tear has a smile behind it.
A smile is a curve that setseverything straight.
A good neighbour is a fellow who smilesat you over the back fence, butdoesn't climb over it.
If you see a friend without a smile;give him one of yours.
A smile starts on the lips, A grinspreads to the eyes, A chuckle comesfrom the belly; But a good laughbursts forth from the soul, Overflows,and bubbles all around
Because of your smile, you make lifemore beautiful.
Too often we underestimate the powerof a smile, which have the potentialto turn a life around.
Smiles are the language of love.
The real man smiles in trouble,gathers strength from distress, andgrows brave by reflection.
A smile is an inexpensive way tochange your looks
All people smile in the samelanguage..
Children smile on the average 400times /day; Adults: 15 times/day. Everwonder why?
A warm smile is the universal languageof kindness.
If I thought that a smile of mine,might linger the whole day through andlighten some heart with a heavierpart, I'd not withhold it -- Wouldyou? ??
Smile becoz God gave Human thisbeautiful gift - A Smile....Isometimes wonder do animals have thisbeautiful gift of smiling???
Smile, not becoz it costs you or not,but because you can make someone smileand make their day
So Smileeeeeee please :-)) ......Hmmm... Good, looks very good, infactsuits you the best :-)
Have a Great Day!!!
THANKS FOR ALL MY GROUP MEMBER
You're such a great friend,
You mean so much to me,
You're always full of warmth and love
You fill my heart with so much glee!
You're such a great person,
You always make me feel okay,
Even times when I'm having
A really lousy day...
I just don't know what I'd do
If my life didn't include you!
Thanks for being there for me!
You mean so much to me,
You're always full of warmth and love
You fill my heart with so much glee!
You're such a great person,
You always make me feel okay,
Even times when I'm having
A really lousy day...
I just don't know what I'd do
If my life didn't include you!
Thanks for being there for me!
Some InteLIgenT facTS!!!
Intelligent people have more zinc andcopper in their hair.
The world's youngest parents were 8and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
Our eyes remain the same size frombirth onward, but our nose and earsnever stop growing.
You burn more calories sleeping thanyou do watching TV.
A person will die from total lack ofsleep sooner than from starvation.Death will occur about 10 days withoutsleep, while starvation takes a fewweeks.
Chewing gum while peeling onions willkeep you from crying.
The Mona Lisa had no eyebrows.
When the moon is directly overhead,you weigh slightly less.
Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor ofthe telephone, never telephoned hiswife or mother because they were bothdeaf.
"I Am." is the shortest completesentence in the English language.
Colgate faced big obstacle marketingtoothpaste in Spanish speakingcountries because Colgate translatesinto the command "go hang yourself."
"Did you all get the message huh?"
The world's youngest parents were 8and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
Our eyes remain the same size frombirth onward, but our nose and earsnever stop growing.
You burn more calories sleeping thanyou do watching TV.
A person will die from total lack ofsleep sooner than from starvation.Death will occur about 10 days withoutsleep, while starvation takes a fewweeks.
Chewing gum while peeling onions willkeep you from crying.
The Mona Lisa had no eyebrows.
When the moon is directly overhead,you weigh slightly less.
Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor ofthe telephone, never telephoned hiswife or mother because they were bothdeaf.
"I Am." is the shortest completesentence in the English language.
Colgate faced big obstacle marketingtoothpaste in Spanish speakingcountries because Colgate translatesinto the command "go hang yourself."
"Did you all get the message huh?"
Hello! How Are You?
Have you ever noticed
When people say, "Hello"They ask,
"How are you"
Then on their way they go
They wait not for an answer
And they don't seem to care
So let me ask you this
Why was the question there
I know it's a formality
To many folks today
They think it is polite
And the only thing to say
I don't think they understand
The damage that this does
When asked why they do it
They simply answer, "Because"
Some don't even realize
That they even do it
They think they'll listen later
When they get around to it
If someone approached you today
And asked, "How's your friend"
Would you have an answer
Or would you stutter to an end
When you say, "How are you"
Is that simply an extension of "Hi"
Or do you really want to know
What's going to be their reply
It's been said of acquaintances
That they just say it and go
But friends will always wait
So your wellness they can know
But may I share this observance
That I have found so true
A BEST friend already knows
When he asks, "How are you"
When people say, "Hello"They ask,
"How are you"
Then on their way they go
They wait not for an answer
And they don't seem to care
So let me ask you this
Why was the question there
I know it's a formality
To many folks today
They think it is polite
And the only thing to say
I don't think they understand
The damage that this does
When asked why they do it
They simply answer, "Because"
Some don't even realize
That they even do it
They think they'll listen later
When they get around to it
If someone approached you today
And asked, "How's your friend"
Would you have an answer
Or would you stutter to an end
When you say, "How are you"
Is that simply an extension of "Hi"
Or do you really want to know
What's going to be their reply
It's been said of acquaintances
That they just say it and go
But friends will always wait
So your wellness they can know
But may I share this observance
That I have found so true
A BEST friend already knows
When he asks, "How are you"
Can You Read the truth lies behind this misplaced words.........
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>>The phaonmneal pweor of thehmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearchat Cmabrigde >>Uinervtisy, it dseno'tmtaetr in waht oerdr the tteres in a wrod are,the olny iproamtnt tihng istaht thefrsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghitpclae. The rset can be a taotl msesand you can
> > sitll raed it whotuit apboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamnmnid deos not raed ervey lteter
>> byistlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.Azanmig huh? yaeh
>> and I awlyas tghuhotslpeling was ipmorantt!
>> if you can raedit "wonderful".
YOU ARE ???????????
You are strong....
when you take your grief and teach it to smile.
You are brave....
when you overcome your fear and help others to do the same.
You are happy...
when you see a flower and are thankful for the blessing.
when you see a flower and are thankful for the blessing.
You are loving...
when your own pain does not blind you to the pain of others.
You are wise...
when you know the limits of your wisdom.
You are true...
when you admit there are times you fool yourself.
You are alive...
when tomorrow's hope means more to you than yesterday's mistake.
You are growing...
when you know what you are but not what you will become.
You are free...
when you are in control of yourself and do not wish to control others.
You are honorable...
when you find your honor is to honor others.
You are generous...
when you can take as sweetly as you can give.
You are humble...
when you do not know how humble you are.
You are thoughtful...
when you see me just as I am and treat me just as you are
You are merciful...
when you forgive in others the faults you condemn in yourself
You are beautiful...
when you don't need a mirror to tell you
You are rich...
when you never need more than what you have
You are you...
when you are at peace with who you are not
For ur info...... Road tax &&& Toll rate
THINK !!!!!!!!
Road Tax Reduce & Toll Rise in Malaysia.
Road Tax Reduce
Some Malaysian is very happy with the Road Tax Reduce...
Let we; have a look at the simple calculation below...
E.g.
Road Tax Reduce = RM50 for 1 year
For per day = RM50/365
= RM0.1370/day (WAU!!!!!! What a big saving for Malaysian)
Syabas !!! To our Government!!!
Toll Rise
Imagine a person is using Kesas Highway from Klang To K.L. (To & From)
(That's mean - using a full package on this Highway)
Past Toll Rate = RM1.50 per toll x 6 tolls = RM9.00 per day
Present Toll Rate = RM2.20 per toll x 6 tolls = RM13.20 per day
Different = RM0.70 per toll
For 1 day = RM0.70 x 6 tolls (To & From)
= RM4.20 / day
Normal Working Days for Normal Person = 240days / year
For One Year = 240days x RM4.20
= RM1008.00 (Different - Old & Present)
If in full Calculation = RM13.20/day x 240 days
= RM3,168 per year
But Some Crazy Guyz Work for 365 days / year
For One Year = 365days x RM4.20
= RM1533.00 (Different - Old & Present)
If in full Calculation = RM13.20/day x 365 days
= RM4,818 per year
For others toll ; you can calculate on your own... using the same method
If Average Malaysian Salary is RM2000.00/mth. (For easy calculationpurpose)
That's means he/she will be spending his/her 2 months salary / yearjust to pay on his toll.
Syabas !!! To all Malaysian....
Road Tax Reduce & Toll Rise in Malaysia.
Road Tax Reduce
Some Malaysian is very happy with the Road Tax Reduce...
Let we; have a look at the simple calculation below...
E.g.
Road Tax Reduce = RM50 for 1 year
For per day = RM50/365
= RM0.1370/day (WAU!!!!!! What a big saving for Malaysian)
Syabas !!! To our Government!!!
Toll Rise
Imagine a person is using Kesas Highway from Klang To K.L. (To & From)
(That's mean - using a full package on this Highway)
Past Toll Rate = RM1.50 per toll x 6 tolls = RM9.00 per day
Present Toll Rate = RM2.20 per toll x 6 tolls = RM13.20 per day
Different = RM0.70 per toll
For 1 day = RM0.70 x 6 tolls (To & From)
= RM4.20 / day
Normal Working Days for Normal Person = 240days / year
For One Year = 240days x RM4.20
= RM1008.00 (Different - Old & Present)
If in full Calculation = RM13.20/day x 240 days
= RM3,168 per year
But Some Crazy Guyz Work for 365 days / year
For One Year = 365days x RM4.20
= RM1533.00 (Different - Old & Present)
If in full Calculation = RM13.20/day x 365 days
= RM4,818 per year
For others toll ; you can calculate on your own... using the same method
If Average Malaysian Salary is RM2000.00/mth. (For easy calculationpurpose)
That's means he/she will be spending his/her 2 months salary / yearjust to pay on his toll.
Syabas !!! To all Malaysian....
life's lesson
I've learned that I like my teacher because
she cries when we sing "Silent Night". Age 6
I've learned that our dog doesn't want
to eat my broccoli either. Age 7
I've learned that when I wave to people in the country,
they stop what they are doing and wave back. Age 9
I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it,Mom makes me clean it up again. Age 12
I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up,
you should try cheering someone else up. Age 14
I've learned that although it's hard to admit it,
I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me. Age 15
I've learned that silent company is often
more healing than words of advice. Age 24
I've learned that brushing my child's hairis one of life's great pleasures. Age 26
I've learned that wherever I go, the world's
worst drivers have followed me there. Age 29
I've learned that if someone says
something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it. Age 39
I've learned that there are ppl who
love you dearly
but just don't know how to show it. Age 42
I've learned that you can make some one's day
by simply sending them a little note. Age 44
I've learned that the greater a person's sense of guilt,
the greater his or her need to cast blame on others. Age 46
I've learned that children and
grandparents are natural allies. Age 47
I've learned that no matter what happens,
or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. Age 48
I've learned that singing "Amazing Grace"
can lift my spirits for hours. Age 49
I've learned that motel mattresses are better
on the side away from the phone. Age 50
I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man
by the way he handles these three things:
a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. Age 52
I've learned that keeping a vegetable garden is
worth a medicine cabinet full of pills. Age 54
I've learned that regardless of your relationship
with your parents, you miss them terribly after they die. Age 55
I've learned that making a living is
not the same thing as making a life. Age 58
I've learned that if you want to do something positive
for your children, work to improve your marriage. Age 61
I've learned that life
sometimes gives you a second chance. Age 62
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. Age 64
I've learned that if you pursue happiness,
it will elude you. But if you focus on your
family, the needs of others, your work,
meeting new people, and doing the very best
you can, happiness will find you. Age 65
I've learned that whenever I decide something
with kindness, I usually make the right decision. Age 66
I've learned that everyone can use a prayer. Age 72
I've learned that it pays to believe in miracles.And to tell the truth, I've seen several. Age 75
I've learned that even when I have pains,
I don't have to be one. Age 82
I've learned that every day you should reach
out and touch someone. People love that
human touch - holding hands, a warm hug,
or just a friendly pat on the back. Age 85
I've learned that I still have a lot to learn. Age 92
she cries when we sing "Silent Night". Age 6
I've learned that our dog doesn't want
to eat my broccoli either. Age 7
I've learned that when I wave to people in the country,
they stop what they are doing and wave back. Age 9
I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it,Mom makes me clean it up again. Age 12
I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up,
you should try cheering someone else up. Age 14
I've learned that although it's hard to admit it,
I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me. Age 15
I've learned that silent company is often
more healing than words of advice. Age 24
I've learned that brushing my child's hairis one of life's great pleasures. Age 26
I've learned that wherever I go, the world's
worst drivers have followed me there. Age 29
I've learned that if someone says
something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it. Age 39
I've learned that there are ppl who
love you dearly
but just don't know how to show it. Age 42
I've learned that you can make some one's day
by simply sending them a little note. Age 44
I've learned that the greater a person's sense of guilt,
the greater his or her need to cast blame on others. Age 46
I've learned that children and
grandparents are natural allies. Age 47
I've learned that no matter what happens,
or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. Age 48
I've learned that singing "Amazing Grace"
can lift my spirits for hours. Age 49
I've learned that motel mattresses are better
on the side away from the phone. Age 50
I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man
by the way he handles these three things:
a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. Age 52
I've learned that keeping a vegetable garden is
worth a medicine cabinet full of pills. Age 54
I've learned that regardless of your relationship
with your parents, you miss them terribly after they die. Age 55
I've learned that making a living is
not the same thing as making a life. Age 58
I've learned that if you want to do something positive
for your children, work to improve your marriage. Age 61
I've learned that life
sometimes gives you a second chance. Age 62
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. Age 64
I've learned that if you pursue happiness,
it will elude you. But if you focus on your
family, the needs of others, your work,
meeting new people, and doing the very best
you can, happiness will find you. Age 65
I've learned that whenever I decide something
with kindness, I usually make the right decision. Age 66
I've learned that everyone can use a prayer. Age 72
I've learned that it pays to believe in miracles.And to tell the truth, I've seen several. Age 75
I've learned that even when I have pains,
I don't have to be one. Age 82
I've learned that every day you should reach
out and touch someone. People love that
human touch - holding hands, a warm hug,
or just a friendly pat on the back. Age 85
I've learned that I still have a lot to learn. Age 92
Wednesday, 10 January 2007
Tuesday, 9 January 2007
MOTHER
time to laugh:)
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.
Eventually he arrived at the checkout line, where the old lady cut in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, then, a few seconds later, "I"m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It"s just that you look just like my son, who I haven"t seen in a long time."
"That"s a shame," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I"m leaving, could you say, "Good bye, Mother?" It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Good-bye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $227.95. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.
Eventually he arrived at the checkout line, where the old lady cut in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, then, a few seconds later, "I"m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It"s just that you look just like my son, who I haven"t seen in a long time."
"That"s a shame," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I"m leaving, could you say, "Good bye, Mother?" It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Good-bye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $227.95. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
Monday, 8 January 2007
Thursday, 4 January 2007
I need help too...
I cant get the scripts for putting a mini calendar inside the blogspot... And i read an articles saying that all those PHP and HTML code for the web calendar cant be used in the blogspot.....
Any idea?
Any idea?
Help me buddy!!!
Emm, i don't know how to do the diary thing !!
i'll mail you then you try to do something..is it ok with you??
the other stuffs i'll update you later..
don't worry i'll delete this POst after you read it..
i'll mail you then you try to do something..is it ok with you??
the other stuffs i'll update you later..
don't worry i'll delete this POst after you read it..
Wednesday, 3 January 2007
Group Discussion at 4th of january 2007
There will be a group discussion tomorrow morning 11am, venue will be ground floor,COIT.. Please do attend.
oops sorry
sorry busy wit my holiday!!!!!!!! didn't post anything and could't go to cyber cafe.... ketua, "minta maaf!!!!"
Hi...
Hi everyone,
Please do upload your photos at your profile site.... Thanks ....
Have a nice day...
Please do upload your photos at your profile site.... Thanks ....
Have a nice day...
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